I was just reading the back up plans that the Indian Fashion Week supposedly has in place incase of  another "wardrobe malfunction"(and this is just one of the many reasons Justing Timberlake is a bellend, and the fact that he makes more money than me and sleeps with well umm not cameron diaz umm actually just the fact that he makes more money than me alone), whatever happened to calling it a simple breast exposure?! What made me laugh was the Fashion Week chappies' plan's B and C incase this happend. Plan B- Models should wear nipple tape and Plan C- (and this is classic) they hit the lights!

Its a breast people, every second person on earth (and some men) has one!

The victorians have gotten over exposed breasts, isn't it time we did too..more serious issues, like who Deepika Padukone is dating..down the toilet.

Is there such a thing as toe cancer?